Asteroid!

i just watched this "science" show about asteroids. they said that the probability of an asteroid hitting the earth is 100%!

(laughing)
of course. it's already happened.

that's right! 100%!!!

like i said, it's already happened before.

aren't you nervous? aren't you afraid?

nope.

why not?

i will simply see you in our next life.

freak!