Boots

Guess what i just bought

Dress.

No. But u r on the right track.

Boots.

Wow!

Impressed, finally?

Nearly.

U r tough.

D u l m?

Y!

Cause i m clearly insane bout u..

Kisses!

It s the most romantically impractical pair o boots..

U mean, romantic but impractical or unromantic but practical?

The 1st one.

Purrrfect!

And if u were 2 bhold the sight of my ankles in em..

Omg!

Yeah, i think i managed to turn myself on...

Sigh