So Much To Tell You

want to hear a joke?

sure.

i don't sense enthusiasm.

i would LOVE to hear a joke.

do you miss me?

every moment that i am not with you.

ok.
two inmates are released from jail,
after spending 20 years in the same cell.
as the gate closes behind them,
one turns to the other and says,
"come over my house tonight,
i have so much to tell you!"