Dessert

I am melting!

Me too!

Hey! I have a brilliant idea!
(Because, you know, I am brilliant .)
How about if I make my
F.A.V.O.R.I.T.E childhood summertime dessert?
May I may I may I?

(Hesitantly)
OK... What is it?

Right!
First, you shave ice.

(Shave???)

Oh yes. You shave ice.
Then, you top the ice with
creamed corn...

(Blech! Allow me to pucker my face to express my exuberance.)
What's creamed corn? That sounds disgusting.

Trust me. Wait I am not done.
Then, you drizzle condensed milk
all over the
creamed corn.

(Nausea)
Would you mind if I don't like it?

(Jumping up and down with joy)
Of course not.