I know you so well

would you like tea?

i would love some tea.

(tears)

oh dear! what's wrong???
no really, i LOVE
condensed milk in my tea.
pour it on.

(giggling uncontrollably)

i am so sorry.
i didn't know that this thing about the
condensed milk in my tea
is that important to you.

(giggling, with body-english)

i know i know,
i am just so in tune with you.
i mean, it was either the
condensed milk in my tea
or
the wrinkled shirt i am wearing.
i mean, what would people say about
the kind of woman who would
allow her man to strut with
the wrinkled shirt.

(spasm-induced spit finding its target, on my nose)

(hug)