Slow

(in the middle of the night, an inspired moment of absolute clarity)
OOOPS!

what's on your mind?

well, first, you know that i am brilliant. right?

but clueless. thank goodness you are cute.

just wanted to re-establish my mental prowess.

(ahem)

anyway, it just came to me that
your feeling, the one that marks the beginnings of dissolutions...

yeah?

well, there is no way for me to tell whether your feeling is a marker for us.

(KNOCK on wood and spit three times)
you are right. you see, I CAN TELL the difference.