Beefcakes

it's funny to hear you tell me that men grow frisky, but women do not.

you are right. i guess deep inside i am a chauvinist. in any case, one of them does.

oh? which one?

me.

what happened?

do you love me?

yes. i do. that bad eh?

well, i am afraid that you would lose all your respect for me.

(laughing)

we were at the water park. we passed a couple of lifeguards- barely 18, budding beefcakes, with trunks barely covering their cracks.

yeah?

i turned to the other two women and said, "let us go change and start drowning here."

(spitting laughter)
i love you.

i love you.