Preemptive Pout

good morning my love!

(pout)

are you upset at me?

yes.

is it
because you couldn't find that thing in the middle of the night?

yes.

because was too dark to see anything?

yes.

and you had to turn on the light?

yes.

and the light woke me up?

yes.

and i would be irritated because you turned on the light?

yes.

and just to be safe, you are preemptively upset at me?

yes.

you are a goofball, you know that?